After a bit of a hiatus, we are back!
I hate to pick on the
LargeLadiesClothing.com site, but they just make it so EASY. Dear Lord, they not only have some of the most god-awful designs and patterns on the planet, but the model ... I feel my lunch starting to do a
paso doble in my stomach as I write this.
Alas ... the waning days of summer ... the last chance to wear white... And what could be more alluring and delectable than this two-piece ensemble? Our bug-eyed model seems to be somewhat enjoying herself in this ... thing - but I will leave it to our esteemed readers to make the final determination: is it wistfulness, or is it "I'm not being paid enough to be photographed in this crap" that is running through her mind?
As usual, the art of camouflage is in effect here - one's eye is drawn to the palm trees and dots on that more-than-ample bosom (and away from the massive dewlaps) and the long skirt cleverly conceals thighs the size of a normal human being's torso.
I truly love the way they accessorize this poly-cotton monstrosity: a little tiny purse (to hold those emergency candy bars).
And those blue pumps! The photographer may have thought to use a spot of color to add whimsy to the shoot; however, he soon learned he needed to add that chair as a walker or an anchor as the model cannot stand on her own to feet in anything but flats. (As it is, those shoes
used to have four-inch heels.)
Doesn't this just scream
"BUY ME" ??
