Purple Reign (of Terror)

From the Lane Bryant catalog:

Ahh, nothing says "crass" like dots. Big dots. Small dots. Ginormous dots. Doesn't matter. That pattern just smacks of some twisted conversation going on in some fashionista's design salon.

"Let's do something really EVIL today. What's the worst pattern we can come up with for some fat cow?"

"Just fat or morbidly obese?"

"Doesn't matter. We can sell anything as long as we get the right model."

"Hmmmm .... how about horizontal stripes?"

"No ... too simple. We need something more elaborate ... we couldn't even get away with THAT..."

"Dots? Multi-colored dots?"

"Not gross enough ..."

"What about spots? Huge dots?"

"Mmmmm .... intriguing ... keep going ..."

"Huge geometric spots in different colors. Make the eyes notice the horrible pattern on the schmatta before they see the fat body it's hiding. Sort of like a psychedelic buffalo."

"I like it. What color scheme are you thinking of?"

"Black and white?"

"Too stark - that won't sell in Hicksville USA - we need something else. Something to grab the eye..."

"Yellow? Lime green? Purple?"

"YES! Purple! Just like overweight royalty! Have you seen "Wall-E?" What about fabric?"

"Poly and spandex!"

"Perfect!"

This model looks either bored or terribly embarrassed ... but then again, who wouldn't be burning with shame wearing something like this?

Steven Hawking's Nightmare

Steven Hawking - probably THE most preeminent physicist since Einstein - is best known for his work on black holes. These astronomical bodies are some of the most violent and most frightening in the universe. Incredible forces beyond imagination tear both matter and space asunder; light is swallowed by the black hole, and matter itself is pulled down into its gravity well, accelerating to the speed of light and beyond - leaving but twinkles of radiation to mark its journey into oblivion.

Where could he have even conceived of such black, massive bodies with incredible destructive power?

Obviously from this model. And from LargeLadiesClothing.Com

There's so much here that is the stuff of nightmares. If your arms look like this, cover them up, for the love of God! Add to the fact that the model looks like she has a bad case of thyroid. We also see that she is ready to begin her high-wire act with the balancing umbrella.

This is one of the more demure pictures from this site. There are things here that will make your eyes bleed.

Zen moment ...

From the www.tshirthell.com site:

Blouse or tent? You decide ...

Our first entry here comes from the Junonia site.

Juno, for those of you not too well versed in Greek mythology, was the sister and wife of Zeus, Father of the Gods. Odd, but I don't seem to recall the Mother of the Gods looking like someone who's been drinking from the grease traps of McDonalds.

We'll be focusing on this site often, so check back for our reviews of other amazingly bad pieces of clothing.

The title of the post really does pose a difficult question to answer ... Is this surplus material from a desert camo M*A*S*H tent? Is this where are hard-earned taxpayer dollars are being spent?

Neither. Looks like someone took the diaper off some baby's ass and decided it would best serve to cover some fat girl's flab.